my presence is a present kiss my ass

"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."  - Naguib Mahfouz  (via thatkindofwoman)


gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”


miss-kiyotaka:

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

I feel almost violated because of how accurate this is